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Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Coffee Doesn't Ask Silly Questions, Coffee Understands!






Good evening everyone! I know it's late, but as always I am still sitting here with a fresh cup of coffee! I thought I would post something a little up beat, so here are a few coffee jokes and sayings I found while searching the web...hope you enjoy a giggle or too...


Q: What do you call sad coffee?" A: Despresso.

A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye," The psychiatrist said, "well, have you tried taking the spoon out?"

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes!

A balanced diet consists of a cup of coffee in each hand.

Coffee doesn't ask silly questions, coffee understands.

I'm not responsible for anything I say until my first cup of coffee!

Why yes, I drink coffee at 3 in the afternoon, it's 7 a.m. somewhere.

Where would I be without coffee?? In Bed!

I hope ya'll got a few giggles out of this post! The past few days have been a little stressful here so I wanted to post something a little light-hearted! Goodnight everyone!
 
Until Next Time... ♥
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