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Friday, September 18, 2015

Coffee Jokes...Just Because :)







Q: What's fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee?
 A: Java the Hut! 
 
I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining about how coffee made him nervous. I said why don't you quit drinking coffee. He said, "because if I didn't have the shakes I wouldn't get any exercise at all."
 
 
 A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, and pressed the button labeled, "Coffee, double cream, sugar." No cup appeared. Then two nozzles went into action, one sending forth coffee, the other, cream. After the proper amounts had gone down the drain where the cup should have been, the machine turned off. "Now that's real automation," the man exclaimed. "This thing even drinks it for you!"


Want me to be all shiny in the morning? Then go make me some coffee
A coffee fountain


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