Q: What's fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee?
A: Java the Hut!
I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining
about how coffee made him nervous. I said why don't you quit drinking
coffee. He said, "because if I didn't have the shakes I wouldn't get any
exercise at all."
A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, and pressed the
button labeled, "Coffee, double cream, sugar." No cup appeared. Then two
nozzles went into action, one sending forth coffee, the other, cream.
After the proper amounts had gone down the drain where the cup should
have been, the machine turned off. "Now that's real automation," the man
exclaimed. "This thing even drinks it for you!"
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